you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
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I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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