what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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