The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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