You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
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Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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