What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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