Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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