how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
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I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
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Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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