Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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