we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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