He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
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The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
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Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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