he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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