Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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