Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
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Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
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Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
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