i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
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She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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