I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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