who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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