I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
You ate ashes out of my bong
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