I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Randomize
