I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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