You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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