i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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