That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
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I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
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It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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