It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Drunk is not a location!
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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