I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
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