Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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