He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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