I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
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That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
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I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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