He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
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