I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
I am sorry, you're response was not recognized. Please try again.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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