Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
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You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
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I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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