I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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