if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
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Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
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Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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