i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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