Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
why do cheetos always look like penises
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
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Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
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I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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