i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
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Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
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Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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