It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
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i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
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I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
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