I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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