i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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