i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
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