If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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