Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
someone get that fucking seahorse.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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