hotel room ftw
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
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I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
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Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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