Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
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So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
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I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Couch. On fire.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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