It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Randomize
