i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
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You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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