"it" just moved
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
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You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
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It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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