She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
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