I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
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She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
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Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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