His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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