it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
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Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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