You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
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we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
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I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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