I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
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How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
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If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
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It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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