On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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