Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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