shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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