so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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