Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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