i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
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He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
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if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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