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  • 80 35
    Submitted by Thompson11 on Jun 7, 12 at 12:33pm

    How about you stop creeping through his computer? Men take shits. Big ones. Sometimes we need plungers. And who says he was the one looking for sex toys?

  • 80 56
    Submitted by porksword on Jun 7, 12 at 2:22pm

    The plunger was to recover the lost sex toy.

  • 59 32
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jun 7, 12 at 7:14pm

    Hooray for pervertibles! I get more kinky ideas in Home Depot than I do in a sex shop. :-)

  • 63 44
    Submitted by PropagandaPanda on Jun 7, 12 at 12:08pm

    Please. Like you've never pleasured yourself with an object you had laying around the house before...

    • 53 29
      Submitted by Hedonistic on Jun 7, 12 at 1:12pm

      Yeah, but he's usually lying on the couch... Never an inadimate object not designed for that purpose. Isn't that just a yeast infection waiting to happen?

  • 55 39
    Submitted by dictatorforlife on Jun 7, 12 at 5:32pm

    Have to admit that I am intrigued.

  • 54 42
    Submitted by awkwardlife24 on Jun 8, 12 at 3:55am

    Haha

  • 53 42
    Submitted by bigcat14 on Jun 7, 12 at 10:42pm

    I am now thinking of all the things in my house that I may be able to convert to a sex toy...

  • 54 45
    Submitted by Philsfan08 on Jun 7, 12 at 1:19pm

    Leaked evidence from the Sandusky trial?

  • 53 46
    Submitted by insert_cock_here on Jun 7, 12 at 12:12pm

    Sexy Shenanigans?? I've used bobby pins as nipple clamps. Nothing wrong with a little diy on the fly....

  • 48 41
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 8, 12 at 4:13am

    When Jimmy Neutron grows up!

  • 47 43
    Submitted by felidae on Jun 11, 12 at 9:13pm

    Sounds like a frat house to me!!

  • 46 44
    Submitted by MzKitty08 on Jun 7, 12 at 12:09pm

    maybe you should tell them that most sex toys come with the ability to be suctioned to a wall and there is never a need for DIY in that department. I mean imagine the slivers