I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
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She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
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Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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