I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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